![]() 12/03/2015 at 02:27 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Casamigos Anejo. So good I drank the whole damn thing. Also, I have many cars and boats, and my life is much different than yours. Furthermore, I have insomnia, which makes me bored. So go ahead, AMA. Oppo dog for your time.
Oh yeah. Car site. I forgot. My grainy 911, for your time.
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Tequila is always fun. Tonite was more of a fireball and vodka night for me. Yay for last day of classes. Is the dog sad becaus he didn't get any?
![]() 12/03/2015 at 02:37 |
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Lol. I remember last day of classes. I’m impressed that you’re capable of operating a computer right now. The dog didn’t much enjoy holding the glass bottle in his mouth, but I made him do it anyway because I’m the fuckin’ boss.
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Good thing he did not get to it. Haha. I'm thinking I'm coming down from it. Never had fireball before. Probably shouldn't have mixed it with a lot of vodka, but whatever. I probably need sleep.
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Boxers or briefs?
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Fireball’s for sorority girls dude. Drink Montezuma, Popov, and Natty Ice like a man.
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Fireball didn't cost me anything, but I'll try to keep those names in mind.
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Just look for the plastic bottle on the bottom of the shelf. College was fun.
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Oh God, you gave me a flashback to my ‘Summer of Popov. ’ So many $9 handles were had, shot by shot, chased with Kool Aid.
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If you polished the 911 it wouldn’t be so grainy
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Lol. It’s actually very clean. Just the camera on my Kindle doesn’t like the fluorescent lights in the garage.
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I’m surprised you remember the Summer of Popov. I have no recollection of drinking the stuff, just finding the empty handles strewn around the dorm and $24 credit card charges to CVS.
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I remember buying it, making Kool Aid, and how nasty the first few shots were, but that's pretty much it.
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See that’s the trick. Pick up a bottle of Absolut or Sauza to kick her off, then when you can’t taste tastes anymore, switch in the Popov or Montezuma until someone pees on the floor. Then take the other hard core drunks still hangin’ in there to your secret stash and drink White Russians until someone has to leave for 8am Physics.
![]() 12/03/2015 at 03:17 |
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Boxers. I like the American Eagle ones with funny designs. I have one pair covered in glow-in-the-dark sharks riding bicycles. Those are for date night.
![]() 12/03/2015 at 03:20 |
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Also, I got you some Hella porn.
They’re the cheap ones, but they’ve never let me down.
![]() 12/03/2015 at 03:30 |
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On a Wednesday?? You’re crazier than me for sure. Though I guess I’m like 8 beers deep and still awake.
How many cars do you have?
![]() 12/03/2015 at 03:33 |
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I have 11 cars. Also, I’m retired, even though I’m way way way too young for it, so days of the week mean nothing to me beyond Saturday meaning college football and Sunday meaning pro football.
![]() 12/03/2015 at 03:35 |
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holy shit. you must be in tech. What did you do? Invent an app? lol. Hope it’s not pro sports and you have the majority of your dough invested for your very lengthy retirement...
![]() 12/03/2015 at 03:39 |
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Lol. Nah. Lawyerin’. Got real lucky finding an awesome firm and making a bunch of money real fast, then pissed a lot of people off by retiring in my early 30s.
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haha right on. what kind of law did you practice? criminal defense? WERE YOU A MOB LAWYER?!?
![]() 12/03/2015 at 04:06 |
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Nah. Plaintiff work in civil litigation. Sued the shit out of big ass companies, settled, a quarter went to the firm, then they gave me a big ass bonus. Pretty good deal if you can get it.
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damn. wish i had that right about now... good for you man!
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The only problem was working 90 hours 40 weeks per year.
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I have a family friend that owns a resturant. He technically retired and sold the business to his son, but I often see him there ringing peoples checks up. One day I asked him “I thought you retired” he replied with “well, I am tired”
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HOLY SHIT AN ENTIRE BOTTLE!? You crazy ass motherfucker! That said, I did drink an entire bottle of wine last night but that still does not make my expletives meaningless!
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Lol. Yeah. My dad technically retired like ten years ago, and he still goes to the office on weekdays. I just drink expensive tequila, fish more than anyone should, spend ungodly amounts of time in the jacuzzi, drive the shit out of my cars, and talk to my dog all day.
But the boredom is a problem, so today, I actually decided to start my own business. I invited some friends over to celebrate, but they all have work tomorrow. Fuck ‘em. I celebrated anyway.
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It’s a lot. I think I can be considered a crusty veteran of excessive drinking, but I’m firmly in my cups tonight lol.
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I think theres a reason people dont retire at 30. I can see the boredom becoming an issue, hobbies can only do so much
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Indeed. I thought I’d be good, because I have all the hobbies, but it’s been pretty brutal.
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Steely Dan or Billy Joel?
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Piano man fo’ lyfe
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And ideal car to play said song?
![]() 12/03/2015 at 05:00 |
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if your wife (if not any sort of partner) walked in the room wearing a furry costume, what would you do?
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1971 Caddy ElDorado convertible
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I’ve long since accepted that the life I’ve chosen to lead has guaranteed me an existence of perpetual bachelorism. So first thing, I’d marvel at the fact that I had a wife/partner. After that, fuck it, pour me another shot of Tequila, I’m down to get weird.
![]() 12/03/2015 at 07:16 |
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Fireball’s for sorority girls dude.
My mother in law discovered the Fireball/Ginger beer drink, and liked it. She bought some to share with us when we are there in a month.
She texted Mrs McMike a photo of a sixer of ginger and a 1.75l of Fireball.
I immediately texted her brother and said. “Dude, I hope you like Fireball”
I apologize in advance for any sorority
“totally awesome I’m so like, wasted”
posts I may make later this month.
![]() 12/03/2015 at 08:16 |
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I would question how you’re typing like this, but after half of a 40 of tequila I was able to write competent HTML for a school assignment and I weigh 130lbs.
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I’m a little late to this party but hey, I’ll give a shout out to anejo tequilas everywhere, they are usually quite tasty. Also 911s. I like those too.
So since you wanted us to ask questions, how is that bottle treating you now? Perhaps not as well as it was 6 hours ago?
![]() 12/03/2015 at 12:35 |
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I’m a little fuzzy. Bacon and eggs will clear me right up.
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Damn. That’s impressive.
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Ginger beer plus any brown liquor is usually pretty yummy.
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Do you get into scotch and/or bourbon as well? I find anejo tequila to be a close analogue to some of the smokier/peatier scotches I’ve had. If you’re looking for a good book, look up
The Drunken Botanist.
It gets into all the plants that make up various alcoholic beverages, and the history of the plants and drinks; pretty interesting stuff.
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That does sound interesting. My greatest failing as a man is my inability to drink Whiskey. I’m a Rum and Tequila guy all the way. I get pretty nerdy about it.
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At first I thought this was your answer to the furry costume wife question, and reacted thusly:
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That’s not a bad weakness to have. By the way, what E46 do you have? I’d have to guess M3, based on the 911 and z06... I have an E46 wagon (manual of course) for DD, kid/dog/ski/bike hauling.
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lol
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Yep. ‘04 M3.
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Interesting. I mostly wear boxer briefs, but i have a pair of Captain America briefs i wear when i feel i really need the good luck that day.
![]() 12/03/2015 at 13:57 |
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What you need to do is go into a hobby that requires so much money that you *need* to get another job. For example, sponsor an Oppo F1 team.